The Art Of Being Lazy

Yum Yum Yum,said the girl with the bowl,the bowl of chocolate bliss,the creamy kiss of chocalate ice cream.Fa la la la la la la la la,Jingle all the way,silent night,and lazy day. okay so caroling today,then like mentioned above the chocolate bliss and creamy kiss of chocolate ice cream has been indulged in this afternoon,but most of all,i have finally found the steps to master the art of being lazy
1.Sleep in,if you can't sleep just lie there and think up alternative endings or alternative dreams to have from the previous night,make them as crazy as possible,make them your own,DO NO let them be from a tv screen because that's just not original,also is harder because you are struggling to make those events your own...so be creative while not even getting out of bed
2.Eat,Indulge,Enjoy,this is your lazy relaxing chill day,the one that you get not even once a month, a little bit of cramming all the food in sigt into your mouth can't hurt(much),because you know you deserve this,reward yourself witth food's Delicious desiring warmth!
3.SKIP THE WORK,or paperwork or anything else you feel needs to get done,if you start that,it's not a lazy day,it's a work day without pay!
4.Read,play games,spend time alone,read the blog repeatedly if you have to,start your own blog,gosh people,do RELAXING stuff,do some yoga,whatever you feel like doing ,do it(to an extent........)
5.DO NOT GET ON FACEBOOK,MYSPACE,or ANY of that stuff,it's just stressful and you feel like you have to be overly happy or sympathetic,DON'T DO IT,problem solved!
And that's it,the steps to being lazy,as seen in the eyes of Sarah Krueger!